The F word

Wo-Manifesto; by Donal Clancy

I am not a woman, I am a feminist.
I am not gay, I am a feminist.
I am not transgender, I am a feminist.
I am not a paedophile, I am a feminist.
I am not sexually ambiguous, I am a feminist.

I am not a Nazi or a Fascist, I am a feminist.
I am not a bleeding heart liberal pinko commie snowflake, I am a feminist.
I am not a member of a deprived underclass, I am a feminist.
I am not a victim of racism, I am a feminist.
I am not a rapist, I am a feminist.

I do not believe all men are born equal, I am a feminist.
I do not believe all women are born equal, I am a feminist.
I do not believe men and women are equal, they are different, I am still a feminist.
I do believe opportunity should be equal, I am a feminist.

I am an educated middle aged straight white male. I am the enemy.

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