On January 7th, 1610 Gallileo Galilei made his fateful observation of the moons of Jupiter, giving them the names Ganymede, Callisto, Io and Europa; collectively known as the Galilean Moons. Previously observed by Copernicus, who did not flag the implications, it was Gallileo who pointed out that not everything was in orbit around the Earth. The Roman Inquisition forced him to recant publicly but that’s a funny thing about science: You may say it’s not true but…. it just is.
So who are the cows?
Io was a mortal lover who beguiled Zeus (the Greek equivalent of Jupiter) with her beauty. The consort of Zeus, Hera, transformed Io into a pretty white heifer. This did not disuade Zeus from his trysts with her. But then Zeus loved animals… in all the wrong ways. So Hera set a gadfly to sting Io and drive her out of Greece. She crossed the bosphorus into Asia and made her way down to Egypt. She had many children of Zeus and was an ancestor of Heracles.
Europa was a Phonecian princess who was whisked away by Zeus when he turned himself into a white bull and asked her to take a ride on his back. He hopped over to Crete where they founded the Minoan dynasty, where Bull Worship was a central myth of the civilization. In Greek Mythology Europa is a descendent of Io, and therefore of Zeus himself.
Callisto was also raped by Zeus and Hera transformed her into a bear. Ganymede was a Trojan prince abducted by Zeus to be his cupbearer; so I’m guessing there was rape there too. How many ancient civilizations were founded by stealing Cattle and Women?