Jobs I did
Lounge boy in McGowans Broadstone Inn
when it was a cabaret.
Lounge boy in Finglas Castle,
not Finglas and never a castle.
Steward on the B&I Line ferries
to Pembroke and Liverpool Docks.
Storeboy in Dunnes Stores
on Georges St. with a blue shop coat.
Attendant in James Connolly Memorial Hospital
cycling to Blanch through Finglas and Dunsink.
Clerical Officer in the Dept. of Posts & Telegraphs
a civil servant for 4 months,
then becoming an uncivil servant, Executive, Administrator,
in Telecom Eireann, which became Eircom, and then Eir.
If anyone else buys it I expect it will become E.
Senior Scientific Officer in Enterprise Ireland
or Forfás, or Forbairt, or whatever it was called.
Bórd Gais market development manager,
market research manager, heat sales manager.
Leo Burnett Strategic Planner,
I don’t advertise that one.
I donned a robe and a mortar board,
and cultivated the minds of tomorrow,
and more than a few of yesteryear.
And then the real work started,
the self employed work,
the contract work,
never a dull moment, never a routine.
Finance today, beer tomorrow, pass the fags,
sporting clothes, babywear, cooking pots,
pan handling, networking, adding value,
finding syngeries and changing games.
I changed the sheets in Hostelworld,
not bedsheets, spreadsheets.
I worked in Waterford for the Canadians,
life in the sun, with Sun Life, was testing,
Sometimes Project Manager or Senior Business Analyst,
a DQA for the USA an MBA Association Panellist.
You see him here you see him there,
the contract guy is everywhere,
three workplaces in one year,
three job titles in one chair,
dedicated follower of management fashion,
no wonder I have grey hair.